i just….
what the fuck is she?!
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"i have this dream of being whole. of not going to sleep each night, wanting." - PMFollowing
i just….
what the fuck is she?!
us sexy ladies the night before halloween.
don’t ask for pictures from actual halloween because there aren’t any.
there was too much tequila, crying, screaming, loosing wallets, pretzel throwing, passing out in delis….
yea, just don’t.
oh, i did get my wallet back and everything is still inside it.
i’m a lucky son of a bitch.
yea, try dancing with a russian mail ordered bride.
it’s hard.
i can’t dry my clothes i need for work tomorrow
because the spider monster is creeping in my laundry room.
get him out, get him out!
is yellow bad?! no really… is it bad?
(via carolineislove)
caroline slipped on a banana.
yea, that kind of shit does happen in real life.
GPOYW:
I interrupt my midterm studying time with this brief announcement….
Pinnochio has been spotted in rhode island…in a related story, he can’t wait for Halloween.
where in Rhode Island are you? i went to the University of Rhode Island for undergrad and just went back up there this past weekend for homecoming.
ps: adorable costume.
one word - gag.
- jay-z, “young forever”
..and i think we should talk about my love for this man.
how relaxing.
…but i’m back now.
couldn’t stay away for long.
felt out of touch with the world.